Bumper Stickers

• Do Not Tailgate. Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
• Keep honking...I'm reloading.
• Caution: I drive like you do.
• Dyslexics have more fnu
• 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
• Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
• Friends don't let friends drive naked.
• If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
• Caution! Driver's applying make-up
• CAUTION : Driver Singing
• The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere
• Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
• FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
• If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt
• Hang up and drive