Bumper Stickers II

• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Hit me, I need the money!
• Horn broken. Watch for finger.
• I brake for no apparent reason.
• I'm happily married - but my wife isn't.
• I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken..
• i souport publik edekashun.
• Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
• Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
• God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
• Taxation WITH representation ain't so fucking hot, either!
• Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
• Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
• 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
• EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.